is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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