Can Purell be used as lube?
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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