I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Randomize
