it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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