I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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