Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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