I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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