Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
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