Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Boobs speak an international language.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Randomize
