Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
cat food counts as protein by the way
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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