id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
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