Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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