i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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