Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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