i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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