she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
This is my gift to your gina
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
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