is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
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