Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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