D3 body, D1 cock
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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