Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
All the doctor said was why
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
