Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
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