I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
There's a naked man in my car right now.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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