The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
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