If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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