I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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