I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
you never un-have a 4some
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
Your penis caused this!
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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