doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
I know her cup size but not her name....
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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