i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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