Buhtt sex?
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
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