So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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