I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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