There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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