No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
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