You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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