belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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