I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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