everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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