if i can run in heels then i can drive
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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