I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
They have beer where we have blood.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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