it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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