Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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