I can tuck mytits in my pants
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Randomize
