Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Randomize
