My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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