Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
The feeling are messing with the penis
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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