All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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