I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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