Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
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