I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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