it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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